Ira Reis
Guitars
It all started innocently enough playing the cello in 2nd grade.
His dream: To Play Guitar in a Cover Band In Jersey
25 years later – Ira has arrived.

His goal for the future is to be the band member on VH1 Behind the Music who overcame all sorts of addiction and adversity and is still standing tall.

What's strange, He really likes the song BAD COMPANY, from the band BAD COMPANY, from the album BAD COMPANY
What's stranger yet, He will llow his wife to sleep with another man for 1 mill cash (like in that Demi Moor movie) FYI - please refer to Barry D. Profile – apparently this is currently done for free!

 
 

Code Name: Ned Flanders
Specialty: Guitars and some vocals (when the sun and moon are aligned properly

Talents: Crying works

First Assignment: Hasn’t happened yet, but I’m feeling luck that tonight’s gonna be the night!

Honors / Medals: Commendations for his long flowing locks (hummm… must mean pubic hair)

Psyche Profile: Not afraid to marry rich

Technical Training: Pecking away at a computer, putting numbers in little boxes… "EVERY MOTHER F'CKn DAY OF MY LIFE"

Combat efficencies: Can wrap a cucumber in foil and get thru the metal detectors at the airport