John Z— lead & backing vocals, bass guitars

International Man of Mystery. Speciality in Esponiage b/c We're not even sure if this is really his name. But he'll blow the doors off anyplace he plays with energy and a hypnotic style. As we learn more about John,
we'll let you know!

Code Name: Fu’kn SPONGEBOB

Specialty: Fu’kn Bass, Fu’kn Lead and backing vocals

Talents: Fu’kn knows how to get on the wife’s good side

First Assignment: Fu’kn with the girl next door in the basement

Honors / Medals: Fu’kn bragging is not in MY personality… unlike JV

Psyche Profile: Fu’kn DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT BE DEAD BY THEN

Technical Training: Fu’kn mind reading / mind control

Other: Although every other word begins w/ "F" - Makes a fu’kn fine homophobic guitar playing lifeguyard